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she said shes new then dropped a 40 bomb lol

Started by drew_316, Today at 04:49 PM

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drew_316

matched with a girl in ranked last night and she kept saying in vc shes super new and doesnt know the maps at all. sweet voice, asking where everything is. then she drops a 40 bomb mid game and doesnt even react to it. am i losing my mind or is that textbook smurf behavior

drew_316

she had like 12 hours on the account and was calling the sniper tower the pointy building while headshoting people across the map. i didnt wanna call her out in vc cause she sounded genuinely nice about being lost but my guy thats not newbie aim

ellis99

nah bro thats a smurf fs. new players dont calmly tap heads while asking what the big circle on the minimap means lol. had some dude last week say he just installed then clutched 1v4 pistol only

finn.x145

account age and hours are decent flags but not proof on their own. watch if her movement stays consistent under pressure and whether crosshair placement is already sitting on off angles before peeks. true newbies burn util wrong and panic on rotate timing. if shes pathing lanes like shes lived there for months thats the real tell. also check if spray control stays tight when shes supposedly surprised by contact

yael.lab

or she could be good and telling the truth that shes new to this game but not fps in general. every smurf thread here jumps to accusing women faster than dudes doing the same thing and it gets old

valen

Quote from: yael.lab on Today at 05:04 PMor she could be good and telling the truth that shes new to this game but not fps in general. every smurf thread here jumps to accusing women faster than dudes doing the same thing and it gets old
theres a gap between transferring aim from another title and playing dumb tho. pretending you dont know callouts then dropping aces every round is performance not a learning curve. ive seen it with guys too its just annoying in vc when they play sweet on purpose

sageops840

the sweet vc act is half the smurf toolkit honestly. ive been guilt tripped into not reporting accounts that were clearly playing dumb while stomping. they know nobody wants to be the jerk who calls out the nice voice

julesops921

catch smurfs by asking dumb questions mid fight. whats this red outline mean. real newbies panic and look around. smurfs answer while flicking without breaking stride. works every time

oakley.ops

report wont stick unless you clip the stat spike vs claimed rank. i screenshot lobby rank, match history, and the vc nonsense for the ticket. tickets with context actually get looked at sometimes unlike the empty ones

harper488

that pointy building thing is common smurf behavior. feigning ignorance on callouts while mechanically executing is how they stay under the radar in voice lobbies. 12 hours with that aim id also check if shes queuing with a higher rated friend boosting for content

indigo7

Quote from: yael.lab on Today at 05:04 PMor she could be good and telling the truth that shes new to this game but not fps in general. every smurf thread here jumps to accusing women faster than dudes doing the same thing and it gets old
im still stuck on 40 bomb lol. i cant get 40 kills in a week combined. if shes new im switching to knitting at this point