ranked last night and this account was blatantly a smurf. level like 14, no skins, farming heads like it was rent. i said something in vc and bro went full meltdown, yelling then dipped mid round. is that normal or did i poke a very fragile ego
clarifier he was on OUR team lol. we were up huge and he started talking trash to the other side. i asked how old the account was and vc went dead for two beats. then disconnect. team chat stayed quiet the rest of the half
pretty standard smurf panic honestly. fresh account, clean aim, inflated ego. i always pull match history first because legit new players do not spike performance after two unrated games. watch corner peeks too, they slice angles like they already know every callout on the map. utility timing is another giveaway, low level accounts rarely know where to smoke on round two. calling it in vc is fifty fifty, half stonewall you, half rage quit before the report menu loads
duo queue last week, same script. default icon, maybe 40 hours, played like he had been stuck in high elo forever. we asked what sens he used and he left before round end. the dc sting is almost better than the rating bump honestly
Quote from: finn.x145 on Today at 07:07 PMpretty standard smurf panic honestly. fresh account, clean aim, inflated ego. i always pull match history first because legit new players do not spike performance after two unrated games. watch corner peeks too, they slice angles like they already know every callout on the map. utility timing is another giveaway, low level accounts rarely know where to smoke on round two. calling it in vc is fifty fifty, half stonewall you, half rage quit before the report menu loads
finn nailed the tell list. match history spike is the smoking gun every time. my roommate caught one with three unrated Ls then suddenly 28 kills like payroll depended on it. poke the account age in vc and watch the confidence evaporate. rage quit is just them admitting it without typing
vc meltdown beats any highlight reel. dude sounded like he stubbed his ego on a curb. board anis eats this stuff up, nothing hotter than a smurf getting caught and rage quitting before the scoreboard even finishes loading. keep poking, they always burn themselves
Quote from: umadev on Today at 07:13 PMvc meltdown beats any highlight reel. dude sounded like he stubbed his ego on a curb. board anis eats this stuff up, nothing hotter than a smurf getting caught and rage quitting before the scoreboard even finishes loading. keep poking, they always burn themselves
umadev speaking facts though. the disconnect sound is chef kiss for the whole lobby. i had one last patch who typed gg ez then left when i asked about his buddy list being empty. zero dignity left in ranked vc anymore
report either way. even if they dc the match id still logs behavior trends. i clip the audio when vc goes nuclear, some reviewers actually watch that stuff. also do not chase it in text, smurfs love baiting you into a penalty
crosshair placement on death cams is underrated. smurfs keep it high while moving then snap to head level when they think nobody is watching the replay. compare that to what they say their rank is on mic and the gap gets obvious fast. also check if they dodge comms until they are losing, ego players only go silent when the lie gets heavy. not foolproof but it catches a lot of the low effort alts
youre not trippin bro. fresh account plus nasty aim is free smoke. say something in vc and let them fold. worst case they dc and you get free lobby entertainment. this board lives for that audio clip fr